Dance, Monkee, Dance
(Program 14; Filmed 10/66; Broadcast 12/12/66)
When Peter gets suckered into a lifetime contract for lessons at Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go, it's up to Mike, Davy, and Micky to bail him out. Songs include "I'm A Believer" and an early version of "I'll Be Back Up On My Feet."

• Peter: "That sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime!" (44K)
• Peter: "Could you give me a hint?" (21K)
• Mike: "Don't do that!" (42K)
• Mike: "Don't object so much, you'll live longer." (53K)
• Micky: "I'm sorry man, I got this hangup with my feet, I dunno." (48K)
• Mike: "Never send a boy to do a man's bodge. Uh, badge.... Err...." (173K)
• Micky: "Oh, I got this hangup with my hands, too." (41K)
• Micky: "A brilliant idea! That's what we need, a brilliant idea!" (93K)
• Mike and Miss Buntwell: "My heart wants you and my soul wants you!" ... "Whaddaya hear from your liver?" ... "Not a whole lot." (131K)
• Davy: "Welcome to Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go!" (53K)
• Mike and Miss Buntwell: "I can't sleep at night, I can't eat, I can't drink!" ... "Why not?" ... "'Cause I don't ha' no money." (102K)
• Peter: "Will you show me how to do the box step again?" (35K)