A Coffin Too Frequent
(Program 43; Filmed 9/67; Broadcast 11/20/67)
The fine print of The Monkees' house lease stipulates that a séance will take place from midnight to sunrise in order for Elmer Weatherspoon to return from the dead. Both sides of The Monkees' fifth single--"Daydream Believer" and "Goin' Down"--are featured.

• Peter: I've been able to read since I was fifteen years old." (60K)
• Micky: It's not the passing beyond that bothers us so much, it's the coming back." (104K)
• Mike: "We'll witness anything.... Man! We'll be the best witnesses that you ever had, boy." (152K)
• Peter: "Sixty years of service... ruint!" (98K)
• Mike: "You tell 'im, Tiny!" (24K)
• Micky: "Now that's a trip." (39K)
• Peter and Davy: "I know why everybody joins hands at a seance." ... "To have contact?" ... "No, 'cause they're scared silly." (113K)