The Chaperone
(Program 9; Filmed 7/66; Broadcast 11/7/66)
When Davy sets his sights on Leslie, the daughter of an uptight ex-military man, The Monkees find that in order for Jones' date to attend a party at their pad, they must first find a suitable chaperone to supervise. Songs include Boyce & Hart's "This Just Doesn't Seem To Be My Day," a unique alternate vocal mix of "Take A Giant Step," and an early take of Michael Nesmith's "You Just May Be The One."

• Davy: "Well, nobody's perfect." (26K)
• Peter and Micky: "C'mon Davy, quit fooling around, what TV show was she watching?" ... "Ours, I hope." (80K)
• Colonel (Micky) Dolenz: "You know, twisting, frugging, cha-cha-cha and all that sort of rot, haha." (80K)
• Davy: "The dance in France is mainly in the stance." (90K)
• Davy and Peter: "I tell you Peter, give me six months, and I could pass her off as a dutchess at an embassy ball." ... "Uh, how about at the party? Tonight?" ... "Well, dat'd be a little 'arder." (215K)
• Mike: "Isn't that nice?" (18K)
• Mike: "Well, in that case, why don't you two just sit over there in the loveseat. We'll getcha some punch." (102K)
• Davy: Hey Micky...? You're lovely." (32K)
• Mrs. Arcadian (Micky) and Gen. Vandenberg: "Have you ever been to palm beach?" ... "Yes!" ... "Is it nice?" (57K)
• Peter: "He gets more girls that way." (32K)
• Mrs. Arcadian: "Have you ever been to jail?" (24K)
• Mike: "Oh man, keep your dress on." (32K)
• Micky: "He's getting fresh!" (33K)
• Micky: "Do I gotta give back the ring?" (36K)