Captain Crocodile
(Program 23; Filmed 10/66; Broadcast 2/20/67)
The Monkees find themselves pitted against the insecure host (Joey Forman) of a children's show. The songs "Valleri" and "Your Auntie Grizelda" are featured.

• Peter: "Oh, that's funny, it doesn't look like a vast wasteland." (42K)
• On the road to success.... (135K)
• Mike: "Well, that was it! How'd it go, how'd it go, how'd it go?!" (59K)
• John Smith?! (185K)
• Tex Nesmith gives the weather report. (392K)
• They're all so charming and delightful! (502K)
• Whose name is David Jones? (286K)
• Davy: I am standing up! (20K)
• Davy: "Holy frogslegs, that really makes me mad!" (55K)
• Peter: "This shall it ever be when men of evil oppose the forces of goodness and sweetness and niceness!" (106K)
• Mike: "All these people hate us?" (28K)
• The kindly little old building janitor.... (211K)
• Mike: "... why am I sitting here watching this show when I could be out cleaning garbage cans?" (226K)
• Peter: "If the Monkees goes off the air I'll never eat my vegetables again!" (59K)
• A warped fairy tale, round-robin style. (1,180K)
• Peter: "Commando. Allied troop unit in wuh-wuh two." (79K)