Monkees Blow Their Minds
(Program 57; Filmed 4/67; Broadcast 3/11/68)
Suffering from writer's block, Peter consults the world's leading mentalist, Oraculo (Monty Landis). But instead of helping Tork with his ailment, Oraculo places the wayward musician in his psychic servitude. Songs include: "Valleri" (single version); "Gonna Buy Me A Dog" (instrumental mix); and "Daily Nightly." Also, in a preshow segment, Michael Nesmith teaches Frank Zappa how to play a car to the tune of the Mothers of Invention's "Mother People."

• Frank Zappa: "Hello, I'm Mike Nesmith and I'm one of the Monkees." (72K)
• Mike: "Hi kids. Hi Mike." (50K)
• Peter: "I promised the guys I'd write a song for the audition. I can't let 'em down." (72K)
• Peter: "Hi guys, sorry I'm late." (39K)
• Davy and Mike: "Hey, look at Peter, he looks like a machine!" ... "Well, he always kinda looks like a machine." (81K)
• Mike and Micky: "I think he's out of it." ... "Oh, I dunno, his crisp, penetrating intelligence is still there." (90K)
• Micky: "Aha! So that's it! That phony mentalist has stolen Peter's mind!" (68K)
• Micky: "You freaked Peter's mind!" (72K)
• Micky: "Uh, buh-bye Pete, later Pete. Listen, don't forget to write, Pete, and uh, remember, the door's always open to ya Pete, you can come home to the Pad and all your friends, but write first 'cause we're renting your room!" (255K)
• Micky: "Gosharoony, yes!" (23K)
• Oraculo and Mike: "How do you feel?" ... "Oh, umm... thoughtless." ... "Hmph." (75K)
• Peter: "What do you expect from a psychic slave?" (51K)