_Either I am going to have to start restricting Alpha's movie watching, or I am going to have to leave the chamber more often,_ Zordon mused as he was unable to get the lyrics from the catchy tune out of his head. However, he had to admit that a movie about teenagers preoccupied with love and sex was apropos for the initial section of his archive.

Boy meets girl . . . one of the oldest laws of nature in response to one of life's most instinctive needs. But that was just sex in its purest form. Over the eons, the "urge to merge" had been raised to mind boggling heights

Zordon sighed longingly at the memory. There was nothing quite like bodies in opposition--soft, supple curves/hard, firm lines--consumed by the ultimate passion, joining together, becoming one as they moved to a rhythm as old as time and as inexorable as the beating of one's heart.

And his Rangers engaged in this most primal of dances with great skill and emotion. He had captured their couplings from their first timid explorations and joyous discoveries to the wanton, imaginative abandon that time, friendship, and familiarity had brought to their more recent encounters.

Smiling in anticipation, Zordon activated the viewing globe, setting it for the earliest days of Ranger Boy meets Ranger Girl.

 Side Effects: Jason and Trini discover there's more to being a Power Ranger than simply having super powers. (m/f)

 Pink Tights: When the hormones hit, Zack and Kim find themselves up a tree. (m/f)

 Saturday Night Fever: John Travolta eat your heart out; Jason's gettin' down with Kim. (m/f)

 Mr. Billy's Wild Ride: Trini has to show painfully shy Billy that there's no holding out against power enhanced hormones. (m/f)

 Pumping Iron: A spur of the moment visit from Kim has Jason pumping more than just iron. (m/f)

 Learning Can Be Fun: Kim and Billy find that nothing beats hands-on tutoring. (m/f)

 Switched Back: Kim pays Billy a late night visit to clear her guilty conscience. (m/f)

 Talk Dirty To Me: Zack's fun is interrupted, but with the right coaxing, Trini is more than willing to play along. (m/f)

 Tunnel of Love: Lost in Rita's palace with Jason, Trini learns anew that spikes can hit any time, anywhere. (m/f)

 Something Special: Even though the Morphin' Power dictates that the Rangers have sex with all their teammates, Kim and Tommy still manage to find something special just for themselves. (m/f)

 Tutoring Techniques: Trini helps Tommy with Algebra--and a whole lot more! (m/f)

 Elementary, My Dear: It was the Pink Ranger, in the library, with the Blue Power Lance. (m/f)

 The Kiss: Who cares what's playing at the drive-in when your girlfriend is in the backseat with you? (m/f)

 Good Clean Fun: Splish, splash, Kim is takin' a bath, and Tommy helps her relax in the tub --er, shower. (m/f)

 Mountain Retreat: Although Tommy no longer has his Green Ranger Powers, Trini reminds him that there's one last hormone spike to take care of. (m/f)

 Dining By Candlelight: When the lights go out, Kim and Tommy find better things to do than study. (m/f)

 Finders, Keepers: Adam's not too certain about doing another guy's girlfriend, but Kim assures him that Tommy knows how to share. (m/f)

 Adam Ant: The ants go marching one by one... a little one stopped to join Kim and Adam's fun. (m/f)

 Distractions: If Tommy doesn't keep his hands to himself, Kimberly is never going to get her paper written. (m/f)

 Distracted, Again: :At this rate, Tommy and Kim are never going to get their homework done. (m/f)

 Let There Be Music: For Aisha and Rocky, a trip to the music store leads to some hard rockin' improvisation. (m/f)

 A Scorpion by the Tail: Jason's Ranger days aren't totally behind him as Scorpina pays him an unexpected visit. (m/f)

 Lab Work: A scientist's work is never done... especially when the horny Yellow Ranger keeps interrupting. (m/f)

 Home for the Holidays - Prelude: Three former Rangers return to Angel Grove with high hopes for their holiday season.

 Home for the Holidays I: Have I Got a Surprise for You: Kim has the perfect gift for Trini, provided Adam delivers. (m/f)

 Test Flight: The Falcon Zord has developed an odd shimmy --not that Tommy and Kim mind. (m/f)

 Your Car is Ready: Tommy's not a bad mechanic, and Aisha finds his rates very reasonable. (m/f)

 Spin Cycle: Rocky has chores to do, but Kim doesn't mind helping with the laundry. (m/f)

 Better Than Popcorn: Fortunately for Tommy, popcorn isn't the only thing Kim likes to snack on at the movies. (m/f)

 R & R: When Kim's under a lot of stress, Rocky has the cure for what ails her. (m/f)

 Lemme Wash Your Back: About the only place Adam and Aisha haven't tried it is in the shower. (m/f)

 Fun in the Sun: A week of forced abstinence turns a day at the beach into an erotic aquatic romp for Kim and Tommy. (m/f)

 Lesson One: As the newest Ranger, Kat has a lot to learn, but she finds Adam a very capable instructor. (m/f)

 Pool House Pair: Kat finds the sight of Rocky in wet swimtrunks irresistible. (m/f)

 One Good Turn Deserves Another: Tanya means to repay Billy for giving up his powers for her the best way she knows how. (m/f)

 Discovery: Even when one knows it's coming, a spike can still be very surprising, but Billy makes it a pleasant surprise for Tanya. (m/f)

 Table Manners: Kat points out to the new Gold Ranger that the only proper place to eat a snack is at the kitchen table. (m/f)

 Kat Toys: Kat has a new plaything, and Rocky is more than happy that she's willing to share.

 Miles To Go: Adam and Tanya drive each other to distraction on a long car trip. (m/f)

 Wham, Bam, Thank You, Jason: Tanya hits a sudden spike while in study hall, and Jason is the only other Ranger not in class at the moment. (m/f)

 Fun in the Fun House: Katherine shows Billy the other sorts of fun to be had at a carnival. (m/f)

 Bitter Dregs: Kim comes home for an unexpected visit, and Jason tells her about a side-effect of the Power Hormones that no one anticipated. (m/f)