The Wild Monkees
(Program 42; Filmed 10/67; Broadcast 11/13/67)
When the boys accept a gig at the Henry Cabot Lodge they don't know their job will be as servants to an all female motorcycle gang. Songs include "Goin' Down" and "Star Collector."

• Mike: "Well folks, it looks like we've done it again. Another rung up the neverending ladder of success." (113K)
• Micky: "Oh, a virtual Disneyland for shut-ins." (60K)
• Micky: "Isn't that dumb?" (26K)
• Peter: "What kinda people have you got coming up here, senior citizens visiting their grandparents?" (LHAO) (111K)
• Mike: "You should go out there... to wherever they're at... and as an employer, demand that they go to work!" (107K)
• Mike: "Wonderful." (9K)
• Mike: "With my paranoia, I need this abuse." (41K)
• Mike: "Oh, go ahead dear, pour out all your sadness onto me. I'll understand, I will, I will." (113K)
• Micky: "That was naughty." (23K)
• Mike calls the Order of the Chickens ("Bock bock!") to order. (126K)
• Peter and Mike: "Our honor has been smirched." ... "What?!" ... "Smirked." ... "What?!" ... "Be-dirtied." ... "What?!" ... "Well they hurt my feelings." (126K)
• Club president Mike has a suggestion. (194K)
• Mike: "But how many of your gang can in fact... lay eggs?!" (122K)