Everywhere a Sheik, Sheik
(Program 35; Filmed 4/67; Broadcast 9/25/67)
King Hassar of Nahudi (Monty Landis) consults the stars and informs his daughter Collette (played by teen star Donna Loren) that she must marry at once. Her choice: Davy Jones! Two songs--"Love Is Only Sleeping" and "Cuddly Toy"--from The Monkees fourth multi-million selling album, Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., are featured.

• Micky: "Boy, you're getting heavier, Davy. I can remember when you only weighed seven bars." (71K)
• Davy's in love. (Again.) (151K)
• A bomb? No, not really. (485K)
• The guys sing their hellos. (131K)
• Mike: "Well, wait a minute, just exactly what is in store for Davy if he marries your daughter?" (84K)
• Davy and Micky: "Micky, I think I'll make you secretary of defense." ... "Oh, well, I'll certainly keep it mended." ... "What?" ... "The fence." (209K)
• Davy and Peter: "I'm gonna make you the director of forests. How about that?" ... "You would." (136K)
• Mike tries to choose between "Pretty please" or "We humbly request." (184K)
• Mike: "What is this number with the concrete block?" (44K)
• Micky as the Secretary of Defense. (166K)
• Davy: "Then we'd better kiss a little faster." (31K)
• Mike: "We gotta split. It won't be easy, but I have a plan." (76K)
• Peter and Micky: "Hey Micky, golden grecian goblets guarantee graves." ... "Golden grecian... hey that's pretty good, try this one. Rubber baby buggy bumpers." (162K)
• Peter and Mike: "Hey Mike, golden grecian goblets guarantee graves." ... "Umm, no. Hum a few bars of it." (106K)