Royal Flush
(Program 1; Filmed 6/66; Broadcast 9/12/66)
The Monkees foil a fiendish plot to kill Princess Bettina, the duchess of Harmonica (Katherine Walsh). The songs "This Just Doesn't Seem To Be My Day" and "Take A Giant Step" are featured from The Monkees' self-titled October 1966 debut album.

• Mike and Peter: "D'you know we haven't worked in a month?" ... "Gee, it seems more like four weeks." (70K)
• W.H. Woolhat wants the sun here by 10:30 am! (168K)
• W.H. Woolhat (Mike): "Work hard, play hard, get plenty of roughage in yer diet, and some day you'll own this hotel." (93K)
• Micky makes sales pitch. (177K)
• Micky makes another sales pitch. (221K)
• Mike: (singing) "Here she is, Miss America...." (66K)
• Mike: "Cool it!" (8K)