Monkee Mayor
(Program 36; Filmed 6/67; Broadcast 10/2/67)
In a classic attempt to fight city hall, Mike runs for office to save the group's groovy pad from being turned into an ultra square parking lot. The songs "No Time" and "Pleasant Valley Sunday" are featured.

• Peter: "That's terrible! Even downtown it's only fifty!" (71K)
• Micky'll see the mayor at the polls. (139K)
• Mike: "I cannot tell a lie. It was I who cut down this here cherry tree with this here hatchet. It was me, Crazy George." (157K)
• Mike: "Too honest, how can you be too-?" (44K)
• Mike: "With malace towards none and charity for all." (82K)
• Mike: "And until this crisis is over, I will hunker down like a jackass in a hailstorm, dot dot dot...." (143K)
• Micky: "No, it can't be the maid, she only comes on the second Thursday of every month with an R in it." (150K)
• Peter: "I'll bet it was political sabotooge." (38K)
• Mike: "Maybe they had somethin' to hide. And if they did have somethin' to hide, I betcha we could find out what it is." (124K)
• The oldest joke in the world. (240K)
• Peter's the photographer. (341K)
• Micky: "This is it, Mike! It's those thousands of little people sending in their nickels, dimes and quarters!" (148K)
• Micky: "This is it, Mike! It's those thousands of big people sending in their hundreds and thousands!" (84K)
• Micky: "We can blow this town wide open!" (77K)
• Peter: "We want bigger than that! We wanna see 'Nesmith' up there in the sky with the sun dotting the 'I'!" (104K)