Monkees On The Line
(Program 28; Filmed 2/67; Broadcast 3/27/67)
Believing their dearth of gigs due to missed phone calls, The Monkees attempt to retain the services of the Urgent Answering Service, but instead are detained as servants. "Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" is featured.

• Mike: "Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye, and everything else that goes with it.... (60K)
• Mike: "Wait a minute, willya please?" (29K)
• Mike and Peter: "Let's do this the democratic way." ... "We'll choose fingers." ... "Yes, I choose that one. Ooh, I won!" (120K)
• Peter and Micky: "How come Mike always wins?" ... "He's got six fingers on that hand." (80K)
• Mike: "A veritable sea of telephones...!" (183K)
• Mike: "It's a wonderful place you've got here!" (38K)
• Micky: "Congratulations, doctors. A successful operation." (68K)
• Micky and Mike: "Look at this note, it says 'It's no use going on, it's all over'!" ... "You think that's something, look at this note! It says, 'It's no use going on, it's all over'!" (146K)
• Davy and Micky: "Hey, d'you think there's been foul play?" ... "I dunno, I didn't even see the game." (72K)
• Davy and Micky: "Is he alive?" ... "Was he ever?" (44K)
• Bad Guys and Monkees: "Now let's talk turkey!" ... "Gobble gobble gobble gobble...!" (87K)
• Mike and Davy: "Through my clever manipulation of her heartstrings and my (sniff) masculinity and my persuasiveness, she-" ... "Jumped out the window?" (198K)
• Mike: "Well, you know what I always say. Behind every dark cloud, there's usually rain." (105K)