Hillbilly Honeymoon (Shotgun Wedding)
(Program 39; Filmed 9/67; Broadcast 10/23/67)
When The Monkees get caught in the middle of a family feud, it could mean marriage for Davy Jones. Michael Nesmith's "Papa Gene's Blues" is featured.

• Mike: "Don't fall in the abyss!" (30K)
• Davy stays on the white line. (138K)
• Davy: "May I rest in peace." (18K)
• Mike and Peter: "Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like THAT into a vengeful, hateful mob!" ... "How do you know that?" ... "Because these are my people." (306K)
• Davy: "I think I'd make a very nice English gin." (45K)
• Mike introduces Jud to his "cousins" Roland and Clem. (275K)
• Mike fishes for excuses on why he can't play his nose. (It's out being fixed.) (371K)
• Davy and Mike: "Will you marry me?" ... "Ten million chicks madly in love with him, and he's gonna marry an old man." (83K)
• Davy and Paw Weskitt: "Well, why doncha rub dirt all over me or something?" ... "Say, you got a heap o' sense!" (69K)
• Micky, Maw, and Mike: "Where's Jud?" ... "Over there." ... "Where's Jud?" ... "Same place." (66K)
• Micky: "Isn't that dumb?" (29K)
• Peter uses the wrong accent (132K)
• Uncle Raccoon (Peter): "Well, it gets lonesome in the hills." (45K)