Head
"A Hard Day's Night on acid" best describes this outrageous movie within a movie starring recording superstars The Monkees. A stream-of-consciousness script lands our fab four in a WWII foxhole dodging an excitable football player, then later they are caught in a giant vacuum cleaner after being sucked out of Victor Mature's hair as flecks of dandruff, and on and on from one wild situation to another. The musical glue that binds Head together: "Porpoise Song," "Ditty Diego--War Chant," "Circle Sky," "Can You Dig It," "As We Go Along," "Daddy's Song," "Long Title: Do I Have To Do This All Over Again," "Happy Birthday To You."

• Mike: "Hey, now wait a minute.... Wait just a minute...." (71K)
• Peter and Mike: "I'll go." ... "See that you do." (53K)
• Peter: "Actually, I was just here about some ammo." (29K)
• Mike: "He'll never make it through this intense bombardment. Nobody could." (123K)
• Micky: "Stars! Hey that's great, Pete." (44K)
• Micky: "Hey, c'mon, get up lady, you're not dead." (51K)
• Peter: "This is serious!" (20K)
• Davy: "And, uh, I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please." (78K)
• Micky: "Would you like a pinch in the mouth?" (44K)
• Davy: "Don't move, I want to forget you just as you are." (45K)
• Davy: "What you say you and me go someplace where we won't bump into each other again?" (119K)
• Davy: "Million dollar head, this." (26K)
• Mike: "You are the dummy. Dummy!" (78K)
• Peter: "I'm the dummy, Micky. I'm always the dummy." (48K)
• Micky: "You're right, Pete. You're always the dummy. I forgot. I'm sorry." (165K)
• Peter: "Aww... mother of pearl!" (51K)
• Mike: "This is not one of your standard brands." (84K)
• Mike: "Smoking may be hazardous to your health." (44K)
• Mike and Micky: "Well, I'm the tallest and the strongest." ... "So you're on the bottom." ... "Y- I, oh, well...." (78K)
• Peter: "Everybody's where they want to be!" (26K)
• Micky, Peter, and Mike try to explain to the cop how they ended up in "the black thing." (545K)
• Mike: "I'll tell you what, that cop musta thought we were totally crazy!" (87K)
• Peter: "He laid a hand on me." (32K)
• Mike: "Au contraire." (29K)
• Davy: "He's crazy! They're all crazy. Better not mess with me though!" (92K)
• Peter: "Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor!" (110K)
• Micky: "A Lancashire midget greenie! Aaagh!" (57K)
• Mike: "Now here's my plan." (33K)
• Mike: "Well, I'm happy to bring it to your attention." (47K)
• Peter: "Oh, I wouldn't say that. We all have loved ones, you know." (63K)
• Mike: "You think they call us plastic now, babe, but you wait'll I get through tellin' em how we do it, huh?" (105K)
• Mike: "Aww, come on, Mike, be a good sport. Well, who needs it!" (72K)
• Mike: "And I'll tell ya somethin' else, too. The same thing goes for Christmas!" <gasp!> (132K)
• Mike: "Well. How 'bout them apples?" (68K)
• Mike: "Peter, don't be rude." (53K)
• Davy: "I'm telling you, there was an eye in there!" (32K)
• Peter: "'Come on, Peter,' and before that, it was 'shut up, Peter,' and from you, 'don't be rude, Peter.'" (81K)
• Davy: "You mean to tell me we been sittin' here listening to you and you know nothing?!" (62K)
• Micky: "Our universes only start from the inside of our head and go out in all different directions, to- in any direction, to infinity." (99K)