Son Of A Gypsy
(Program 16; Filmed 10/66; Broadcast 12/26/66)
Peter is held hostage by a band of gypsies who demand that Mike, Micky, and Davy heist the treasured Maltese Vulture from a party they are scheduled to play. The Monkees' second single release, "I'm A Believer," is featured in a musical romp sequence.

• Peter: "Oh, camp! Swimming, canoeing, arts and crafts...!" (93K)
• The Monkees: "Oh, the woods are just so beautiful!" ... "Yeah, famous last words." ... "Whose?" ... "Little Red Riding Hood's." (156K)
• Mike: "Oooh look, there's a little bitty cavity!" (51K)
• Micky: "Gosh, I'll never give it away. I couldn't." (98K)
• Davy: "I win! I'm the coward!" (71K)
• Peter: "Dance, gypsies, dance!" (44K)
• Davy and Mike: "Where did she get that idea?" ... "She stole it!" (51K)
• Davy and the guys: "I'm alright, you can stand up now." ... "We are standing up." (225K)
• Mike: "Wait! No, not that. You leave us little choice. Alright. We will steal the Maltese Vulture. How was that, you like that?" (269K)
• Micky and Mike: "It's no Michelangelo." ... "Yeah, it's no Charleton Heston either." (63K)
• Mike: "Help help, help help. ... Wallet mine, his now." (293K)
• Guard and Micky: "Can't you guys read?" ... "Uh, no! We're musicians." (102K)