Monkees in a Ghost Town
(Program 7; Filmed 7/67; Broadcast 10/24/66)
Micky's poor navigational skills lead the group into dangerous territory. Songs include "Tomorrow's Gonna Be Another Day" and "Papa Gene's Blues."

• Mike: "Man, I've heard of out-of-town jobs before but this is ridiculous!" (99K)
• Peter: "Cross at the green, not in-between!" (35K)
• Davy and Micky: "He's been out in the sun too long." ... "He was no bargain in the shade." (60K)
• Micky: "That was for the benefit of those of you who've tuned in late. Now, back to our story." (95K)
• The Big Man (Micky): "Where is everybody? This place looks like a ghost town." (101K)
• Spider (Peter): "Nobody touches the Big Man's trigger finger." (39K)
• Micky: "In just a little while, we'll be far away in that Palladium up in the sky. But before we go, we'd like to do just one more encore." (201K)
• Micky: "Very very good! Now knock the rest of the bottles off the wall and win the little lady a kewpie doll!" (135K)
• Micky: "Don't trust the calvary." (29K)
• The Monkees: "Well, that's showbiz!" (36K)