Monkees Get Out More Dirt
(Program 29; Filmed 1/67; Broadcast 4/3/67)
Mike, Davy, Micky, and Peter all fall for a luscious laundromat owner, the statuesque Ms. April Conquest (Julie Newmar). Michael Nesmith's "The Girl I Knew Somewhere" is featured.

• Micky: "Uh... my aunt! Oh, I just remembered! I have a sick aunt! Oh, she's so sick she's dying! I didn't tell you my- oh, my poor aunt! Uh, I gotta go see my aunt, seven years I haven't seen my aunt. She lives in Duluth or something or Bugscuffle. Uh, really, my sick aunt. I'm coming aunt, your poor nephew is coming!" (473K)
• Mike: "Dogs're nice, you know, you can pet 'em and love 'em, and take fleas off of 'em, and put fleas back on 'em...." (288K)
• Dr. Sisters and Davy: "The fastest way to a woman's heart is through her mind." ... "You know, I never woulda thought of that route!" (137K)
• Mike: "This is Dr. Frigmund Fried... uh, Freed." (116K)
• Mike: Since you're a woman... Whew are you ever a woman!" (74K)
• Davy: "Yes, it is true, oh, it's terribly true. England does swing like a pendulum door!" (114K)
• Micky: "A man in love has the strength of thousands!" (59K)
• Mike and Peter: "When we get back, she'll be all yours." ... "All of her?" (66K)
• Davy: "April is the cruelest month." (44K)
• Mike and Micky: "It just goes to prove what Shakespeare said. 'To thine own self be true and-'" ... "Please, no morals!" (177K)