One Man Shy (Peter and the Debutante)
(Program 13; Filmed 10/66; Broadcast 12/5/66)
When Peter Tork falls for a beautiful debutante (Lisa James), it's up to Mike, Davy, and Micky to help him win her heart. Songs include "I'm A Believer" and and early version of Michael Nesmith's "You Just May Be The One."

• Peter: "A beggar can look at a queen." (29K)
• Mike, Davy, and Micky: "I don't like him at all. ... "I don't like him either." ... "I don't even like him that much." (81K)
• Peter: "I'm no good even by proxy." (44K)
• Micky: "Sorry I can't kneel, I have a trick knee." (81K)
• Mike: "What are you, a nut?!" (18K)
• Mike has killed many a (little bitty) mountain lion with a bow an' arrow.... (282K)
• Peter: "I once got some threatening valentines." (36K)
• Peter: "When I was very young, I used to be embarrassed about kissing. But now I can talk very openly about... S-E-X." (185K)
• Davy: "Hey, we'd better do something before he starts to cry." (41K)
• Davy: "Oh hello, I'm Mr. Tork's private English taylor, isn't that nice?" (114K)
• Micky: "Which just goes to prove, you can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear... if you have enough good silk." (99K)
• Davy: "Which proves more than ever, it's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose." (116K)