Monkees Chow Mein
(Program 26; Filmed 1/67; Broadcast 3/13/67)
When Peter takes an extra fortune cookie from the China Boy Club restaurant, The Monkees get tangled up in a fiendish plot to unleash the deadly Doomsday bug. A rare alternate mix of the song "Your Auntie Grizelda" is featured in this show's musical romp sequence.

• Peter: "Oh, but I love fortune cookies!" (35K)
• Mike: "Well I knew we were light tippers but that's ridiculous!" (57K)
• Inspector and Mike: "You're frightened, aren't you?" ... "Oh, you're very perceptive." (56K)
• Mike: "Oh, I can explain that! You see, Peter picks up fortune cookies and takes 'em home to a dog we don't have." (153K)
• Micky and Mike: "Was Gary Cooper Chinese?" ... "No." ... "Then we're being followed." (71K)
• The guys utter secrecy. (132K)
• Mike and Davy go into a panic. (432K)
• Peter: "No, I don't think I care for that a bit." (41K)
• Micky: "Thank heavens you've come! (41K)
• Peter: "I'd put my arm in the fire for Micky." (41K)
• Peter: "You'll never get me to speak." (33K)
• Micky: "That's pretty good, you should write fortune cookies." (57K)
• Mike and Chang: "We're from the Pure Food and Drug and Administration, do you serve crabs?" ... "We serve anybody!" (155K)
• Mike: "Well, they probably serve bad food and drugs anyway." (65K)
• Micky and Peter sing (and I use the word loosely) for DragonMan. (324K)
• Micky: "I didn't say we made money, I said we sing." (41K)
• The MonkeeMen decide to walk to the scene of the crime. (159K)
• Davy: "You're a nail biter. You're a nail biter and your mother never ever loved you." (132K)
• Mike uses psychological warfare. (224K)