1996 ABC Special
This wacky episode, written by Michael Nesmith, finds Mike, Davy, Micky, and Peter still monkeying around after all these years. The rent is paid and they've seen their share of haunted houses and foreign spies. Their biggest problem now is simply finding a plot. Selections from their 1996 release Justus, including "Circle Sky" and "You And I," are featured.

• Peter: "We were wearing bellbottoms!" (30K)
• Peter: "There are a lot of funny euphemisms for throw up. Like... toss your cookies, or uh, driving the porcelain bus.... Blow chow? Although that's a lot like blow lunch." (edited, 186K)
• Micky and Davy: "What's the name of that other band, the one with the blood and the makeup?" ... "Kiss?" ... "No thanks." (111K)
• Micky and Mike: "Y'know, they have, uh, high heels, and the guy has a nine foot tongue, what is their name?" ... "Uh, Kiss?" ... "No, but Davy wants one." (164K)
• Mike: "The house is on fire!" (Laughter) "People are starving!" (Laughter) "There is no fruit!" (Laughter) (359K)
• Peter: "Suits me. I'm starting to get thought balloons." (68K)
• Micky: "Well, who says our means have to be visible?" (47K)
• Mike and Monkees: "This is normal." ... "Uh-huh." ... "Well, Monkees normal." ... "Right, yeah." (edited, 69K)
• Peter and Mike: "Very Monkees." ... "Yeah, thanks." (57K)
• Peter: "There are a lot of funny euphemisms for dumb. Few cards short of a deck.... One brick shy of a loaf.... One oar in the water.... (LHAO) (edited, 186K)
• Forrest Nesmith (Mike): "Life is like a box of chocolates." (86K)
• Mike: "What a maroon. Heh-heh." (51K)